Smells Like Teen Spirit
Freshman are stinky.
They have not yet discovered the benefits of deodorant or the fine art of daily showering.
Everyday after lunch the kids come in smelling like sweat, Cheetos, and dirty feet.
The boys (who are the main problem) think that the cure to this is to spray large amounts of Axe all over their clothing. Right in the middle of the classroom. Basically, this equates to funk over funk. They end up smelling like sweat, Cheetos, and dirty feet not-so-cleverly disguised under a foggy cloud of cheap cologne.
The girls spritz (spritz, spritz, spritz) cucumber melon body spray all over themselves and, usually, all over the girl at the next desk and, usually, all over some boy who will loudly exclaim:
GET THAT STINKY SHIT AWAY FROM ME.
My thought exactly.
They have not yet discovered the benefits of deodorant or the fine art of daily showering.
Everyday after lunch the kids come in smelling like sweat, Cheetos, and dirty feet.
The boys (who are the main problem) think that the cure to this is to spray large amounts of Axe all over their clothing. Right in the middle of the classroom. Basically, this equates to funk over funk. They end up smelling like sweat, Cheetos, and dirty feet not-so-cleverly disguised under a foggy cloud of cheap cologne.
The girls spritz (spritz, spritz, spritz) cucumber melon body spray all over themselves and, usually, all over the girl at the next desk and, usually, all over some boy who will loudly exclaim:
GET THAT STINKY SHIT AWAY FROM ME.
My thought exactly.
Labels: Confessions of a Sub
posted by Janet at 1:17 PM
2 Comments:
I loved it. Spreading the truth about the public education system. You are a teacher of men.
I wish you would update more. You are very funny.
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